Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Funny Quotes
Here are few Funny Quotes that you will enjoy.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Funny quotes about life
"You just have to go after what you want. And if it doesn't want you back then so be it..it doesn't deserve you anyways."
--Nicole Richie
You should not frown, because you never know who is falling in Love with your smile.
Be yourself, everyone else is already take.
-- Oscar Wilde
Single. But not looking. (At least, not at you!)
To accomplish great things, we must not only ACT, but also DREAM. Not PLAN, but also BELIEVE.
Beauty is skin deep. Ugly is to the bone.
Be happy for this moment.... This moment is your life!
Do what makes you happy,
Be with who makes you smile,
Laugh as much as you breathe,
And love as long as you live.
I am probably in the sky, flying with the fishes!
Or may be in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons.
See my world is different.
Your camera has never seen a picture this nice.
Be who you are and say what you feel.
Because those who mind don't matter and those who matter, don't mind.
Love is being stupid together.
This love is difficult, but it's real.
I love you....
more than you will ever know.
I want you to want me,
I need you to need me,
I love you to love me,
I beg you to beg me.
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