Funny Quotes

Here are few Funny Quotes that you will enjoy.


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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The road to success is always under construction.

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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

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What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Funny quotes about life

"You just have to go after what you want. And if it doesn't want you back then so be it..it doesn't deserve you anyways."

--Nicole Richie 

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You should not frown, because you never know who is falling in Love with your smile.

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Be yourself, everyone else is already take. 

-- Oscar Wilde 

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Single. But not looking. (At least, not at you!)

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To accomplish great things, we must not only ACT, but also DREAM. Not PLAN, but also BELIEVE.

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Beauty is skin deep. Ugly is to the bone.

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Be happy for this moment.... This moment is your life!

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Do what makes you happy,

      Be with who makes you smile,

            Laugh as much as you breathe,

                        And love as long as you live.

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I am probably in the sky, flying with the fishes!

Or may be in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons.

See my world is different.

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Your camera has never seen a picture this nice.

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Be who you are and say what you feel.

Because those who mind don't matter and those who matter, don't mind.

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Love is being stupid together.

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This love is difficult, but it's real.

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I love you....

                     more than you will ever know.

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I want you to want me,

I need you to need me,

I love you to love me,

I beg you to beg me.

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ATTITUDE makes the difference!!!!

When it rains all birds fly for shelter,

But eagle avoids the rain by flying above the clouds.

Problems are common to all,

 but ATTITUDE makes the difference.

Don't give up... Success is waiting for you!!!!

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." --Thomas Edison

Truly inspiring video

What is important for you in LIFE? People or Things?

People were created to be loved.
Things were created to be used.
The reason why the world is in CHAOS,
is because things are being loved
and people are being used.

The Law of Garbage

Have you heard about the Law of Garbage?............
Do you know that this law adds to your self esteem...
do you know that this law reflects on your self control.....
To explain this, let's hear the story of Alex.............

' One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.

We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car backed out
of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his
brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver
of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.
My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. He was really
friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that?
This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital.' This is
when my taxi driver taught me what is called :

'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around
full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of
disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump
it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally.
Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.
Don't take their garbage and upset your self, or take it on other
people at work, or home.
The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks
take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with
regrets. So ... Love the people who treat you right. And, love the
ones who don't.
Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

Have a blessed, garbage-free day.'
Keep smiling.....................